me when i’m calling for a mate
Baby going through tunnel
probably thought his entire existence ended
nerdy moment: babies at that age don’t have object permanence. if the object cannot be seen, it does not exist. image how freaked the fuck out you would be if suddenly everything went black - effectively ceasing to exist. the baby’s entire world vanished then came back.
so yeah. he probably did think his entire existence ended.
Girls are told to be skinny but not too skinny and to wear makeup but not so much that guys can tell and to dress in revealing clothes but not too revealing or else you’re a slut and a hundred other contradictory standards so I think guys can deal with being made fun of for wearing fedoras
IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY
I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh”
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
This is what it means to age gracefully…
God save the queen
Tony: You’re on that list? Are you above or below angry bees?
Steve: Stark, so help me God, if you make one more wisecrack…
Tony: Threat! Verbal threat! I feel threatened!
Patriarchy backfiring on men is not sexism against men.
groups of people blocking the entire hallway
Kodak Easyshare C813 Zoom Digital Camera
So why is one considered ‘inappropriate’ and the other accepted? Stop sexualising my body.
I wonder this too. Why is it a man’s breast and nipple are okay to show but a woman’s breast and nipple isn’t.
This is too true! Reminds me how I was just on tumblr, scrolling through my dash before, and my family saw a picture of a topless guy and they didn’t say anything, but when this image came up they said ‘why is she topless!?’ and ‘what on earth are you looking at?!’ STOP.